
Galaxy jokes
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
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A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
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