Galaxy jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?

Snoop Star.

Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

Why did the rapper go to space?

Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Why was the Milky Way remembered...

Because it's... DELICIOUS!

How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.

Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.

Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.

Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣

Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.