Galaxy jokes
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Community talk
A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
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