Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Galaxy Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
