Cosmology jokes
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
He's dead now.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.