Cosmology jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
He's dead now.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!