Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Cosmology Jokes
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
He's dead now.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
