Galaxy

Galaxy jokes

Son

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

Palpatine: Knew it.

Black Hole

*trigger alert*

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

Because there were too many black holes.

Sun

Question: What did the sun say to the little star?

Answer: Are you my SUN?

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Cow

Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

Planet

Can we have a party in space?

First, we need to planet ;)

Get it? "Plan it" = planet.

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  • Space

    What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

    The Milky Way.

    Mama

    Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

    People

    What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.