What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
