Galaxy jokes
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.