Galaxy jokes
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.