Galaxy

Galaxy jokes

Solo

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

Plan

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

Space

Why can't you tell anyone about space?

Because it's too out of this world!

Memes

Star

My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."

Toilet Paper

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Uranus

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

Uranus

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Milky Way

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

Planet

Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!

Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.

Lightsaber

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.