Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
