Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
How did you dad come back with the milk- the Milky Way
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Where do alien Cows come from?
-the Milky Way
I wish my name was Voyager 2... So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN
