What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.