Galaxy

Galaxy Jokes

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."