What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
