Galaxy

Galaxy jokes

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

*trigger alert*

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

Because there were too many black holes.

My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."