How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
I wish my name was Voyager 2... So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
If Sakura’s head looks like earth then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
It’s me back at it again
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1,
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Your forehead so big, Jupiters moons look up to it. If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Your forehead so big, its the main foundation for the wall of China. Your forehead so big, it makes up half of the Milky Ways mass. Your forehead the reason why the Earth still spins.
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
what’s fun too search for in investigation
THE MILKY WAY!!!!
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
