What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
