Galaxy jokes
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!