Funny jokes
U geiy haha lol.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Memes
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
Family Guy funny moments.