Funny jokes
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
U geiy haha lol.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Memes
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️