Funny

Funny jokes

Boob

Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)

6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.

Squirrel

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Skeleton

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

Memes

Moment

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

Skeleton

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

Faker

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

People

People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!

Orphan

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Chin

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Class

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Birth

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.