Funny

Funny jokes

Squirrel

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Skeleton

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

Moment

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

Memes

Skeleton

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

Dog

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

Class

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Chin

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

People

People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!

Faker

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Birth

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

Orphan

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!