Funny jokes
Family Guy funny moments.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Memes
swim like a boss
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂