The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Funny Jokes
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
It is not funny about kidnapping.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
