Funny jokes
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Memes
swim like a boss
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
It is not funny about kidnapping.