Funny

Funny jokes

Sister

    • My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

    "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

    Mom

    • Moms:OMG THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.The Joke:

    A yellow minion with spiky hair, wearing blue overalls and black gloves, is standing with a surprised look on his face. The text 'MINIONSWITZE' is visible behind him.
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    • Funny memes

    Scarecrow

    • 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

    2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

    3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

    4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

    5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

    6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

    7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

    8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

    9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

    10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

    11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

    12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

    13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

    14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

    15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

    16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

    17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

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    • Meme

    • STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

    I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

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    • Fool

    • Neona: Gwen?

    Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?

    Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

    Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!

    Neona: Are you mad at me?

    Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.

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    • Death

    • I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

    Anyways,

    When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

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