Funny jokes
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
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What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Alya?
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.