Funny jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
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I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Very funny battery joke.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.