Funny jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)