Funny jokes
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.