Funny jokes

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.

We spend the weekend getting the poop out!

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

All these jokes are all plane.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

Dad joke.

Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?

Because of a hole in one!

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.