Funny jokes
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!