Funny jokes

What's a priest's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

We spend the weekend getting the poop out!

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

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Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Dad joke.

Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?

Because of a hole in one!

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

All these jokes are all plane.