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Funny jokes

Legend

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.

Cop car

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Midget

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

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  • Chin

    I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

    Memes

    Car

    Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

    The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

    Knife

    When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

    Morning

    The first ever joke:

    https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

    Horse

    You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

    Swing

    Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

    Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

    Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

    Empire

    The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

    Boy

    A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

    Food

    What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

    Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

    Nut

    Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

    Math

    I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

    Dog

    A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

    "What are you doing all day?"

    "Knot a lot."