If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny
what has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but I'm 2squarwed to tell you
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
What’s black and white and red all over?” “A crushed nun!”
“What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?” Slow natives.”
What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
Very funny battery joke.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
