Funny jokes
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Memes
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Innit.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
All these jokes are all plane.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."