Funny jokes
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Memes
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Innit.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.