Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?
"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humour.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
It is not funny about kidnapping
you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.
My dog went once went to URANUS 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know bc dogs sniff URANUS?😂😂😂
when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
knok knok whos there? boo boo who? Awww dont cry
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
why did stephen hawking die because i unpluged his life support to charge my phone