Funny jokes

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

It was on a roll.

Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?

It’s their funny face.

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

When you're born on 4/20/69...

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

Me: "You wanna see my dad?"

Some kid: "Yeah?"

Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."

Some kid: "He ain't appearing."

Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."

*The kid laughs*

Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃

Don't be scared of skeletons.

They don't have the guts for murder.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

A bath bomb.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!