Funny

Funny jokes

Dad

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

Girl

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Pizza

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.

Dad

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Man

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

Memes

Wife

I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.

Transportation

It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

Alphabet

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!

Face

I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church?

Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Orange

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

    Girlfriend

    It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

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  • Orphan

    Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.