Funny jokes
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
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Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"