Funny jokes
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
đľ Iâm a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, whatâs your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Memes
wear sweatpants.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Itâs disappointing that Los Angeles doesnât offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, âHello from the other side!â
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.