Funny jokes

What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll f--ck you for $10." The boy says, "I would, but I don't have any money." She says, "Ok, I'll take the duck instead." He says, "Ok," so they go upstairs and f--ck. The prostitute says, "That's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back, and we can do it again." So they do, and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, "Well, I got a f--ck for a duck, a duck for a f--ck, and $25 for a f--cked up f--ck."

One time there was a squirrel who died.

It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.

Al-gebra.

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

Rape jokes aren't funny.

Me: Wanna play a game?

Sister: Ya, what is it?

Me: Tic tac toe.

Sister:?

Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.

Me: Tic tac toe.

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:

I went through that once, you know...

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?

Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.