Funny jokes
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Cooper is funny.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.