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Funny Jokes
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
