Funny jokes
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Innit.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.