Funny jokes
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Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
This website hahahahahahaha!
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!