Funny jokes

All these jokes are all plane.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Innit.

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

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Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Dad joke.

Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?

Because of a hole in one!

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Where did the king put his armies?

In his sleevies.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!