Funny jokes

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Where did the king put his armies?

In his sleevies.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Innit.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?