Funny jokes
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Memes
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Innit.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
All these jokes are all plane.
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Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!