Funny jokes

All these jokes are all plane.

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Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

Dad joke.

Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?

Because of a hole in one!

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Who wants to laugh about life with me?

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Where did the king put his armies?

In his sleevies.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?