Funny jokes

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.

Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick :)

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

You) I 1 poopoo

(Them) I 2 poopoo

(You) I 3 poopoo

(Them) I 4 poopoo

(You) I 5 poopoo

(Them) I 6 poopoo

(You) I 7 poopoo

(Them) I 8 poopoo

And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean beef.

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.