Funny jokes

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick :)

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

You) I 1 poopoo

(Them) I 2 poopoo

(You) I 3 poopoo

(Them) I 4 poopoo

(You) I 5 poopoo

(Them) I 6 poopoo

(You) I 7 poopoo

(Them) I 8 poopoo

And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean beef.

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.