Funny jokes
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Memes
Dayum
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.