Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
Q: Wanna see something funny? A: Sure *bomb florda*
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
its not funny i know
What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen!
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a Rectal Thermometer and thought
Some Asshole has my Pen
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
I bought a anti-bullying wristband I say I bought I stole it of a fat ginger kid
(Me) Do u know a funny joke? Friend: Yes u.
A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
Who want's to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin. Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you.
Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
She blew on it and it went hard
when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital
Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
Can i put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws
