Funeral Jokes

Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.

My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once

I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks

Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card

my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card but my family was upset!

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.

i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next

at a funeral iwhisper ur next

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES

Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"