At weddings, old people tell kids "you're next". At funerals, little kids tell old people "you're next".
Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
Your at a funeral your mum says be quiet so you snigger at the body and say by forever bitch
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
My father who flew the plane couldn't have a funeral,he went everywhere
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next
at a funeral iwhisper ur next
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
