Funeral Jokes

I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest Son: wheres grandma?

A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!

I was at a funeral and told a joke and my sister said “I’m dead” so I said “that’s what she said.”

why are orphans funerals so small? they have no loved ones

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"

What a group of emos is called? A funeral

why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations

I'm sorry and I apologise mean the same thing except at a funeral.

what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse

Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral

Luckily his funeral was a closed casket, sorry his car blew a gasket

I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding she’d say: “you’re next”. So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died

My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.