What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
