Fun Jokes

People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists

"did you go to the light show?"

"Yeah it was lit"

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

My life is the joke

What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them

i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!

Dark Humor is like Cancer its funnier when kids get it

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

Why arent orphans good at monopoly?

They dont know what a house is

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awsome!🔥🔥

what is a orphan's favorite game? sims so they can make a family to have.

its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway

I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house 🏠 was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car 🚘 was your night time is what time did