Fun

Fun jokes

Slide

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If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

Asking for a friend.

Kidnapper

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What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

Wrist

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My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.

“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”

I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.

Found out I’m worth $3.97.

Celebrity scandal

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Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

People

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What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

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  • Self Harm

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    People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

    Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

    Joystick

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    I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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  • Orphan

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    Like this if you laughed.

    These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

    I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

    Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

    Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

    Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

    Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

    What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

    Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

    Comedian

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    So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

    Jack and Jill

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.

    Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.