Fun Jokes

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid

crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!

A new game the whole family can play...

Incest

My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.

“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”

I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.

Found out I’m worth $3.97

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league

What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.

People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".