Fun jokes
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
I have fun with my friends.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
"Have fun at school night" is what?
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.