Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.