Fun

Fun Jokes

Daughter

I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

911

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

Trampoline

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

School Shooter

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Adult

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

Wheelchair

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

Condom

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Emo

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

Suicide Bomber

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Kidnapper

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."