What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said "i am still choosing" she looked horrified
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
Incest. A game the whole family can play
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
“Wanna play the rape game?”
“No!!!!”
“That’s the spirit!”
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
