What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
