Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
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happiness
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What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube
The more you play with it the harder it gets
Parents: "OH! honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
"did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah it was lit"
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awsome!🔥🔥
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
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My life is the joke
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
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