Fun jokes

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.

The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”

Happiness.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"

Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"

"Did you go to the light show?"

"Yeah, it was lit."

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

My life is the joke.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.