girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
Bro I love hanging out with bullys, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
A game that all orphans hate,
Who’s your Daddy.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
