Fun Jokes

Dark Humor is like Cancer its funnier when kids get it

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

Why arent orphans good at monopoly?

They dont know what a house is

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

(Tripple Pun)

What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.

what is a orphan's favorite game? sims so they can make a family to have.

whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway

girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.

Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback

Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?

Son- sure, let me get it from the closet

Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.