its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're InDepEndent womem after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist. Or join in the fun
Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
Bro I love hanging out with bullys, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi