Fun jokes

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!

Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.

I had a fun funeral / birthday.

Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?

They don't know what a house is.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."

"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.