dad fucked mom mom fucked son son fucked sister sister fucked dog dog fucked cat cat fucked bird bird fucked fish fish fucked dad dad really liked it
What do you call a club that owls go to? Hooters
my girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex and I said what's that, she said I fuck her ass, I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried
So there I was fucking my sister and she’s shouts “god you fuck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
Fuck
Go fuck yourself cause I doubt anyone else will 💅
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So i kicked my step sis out the house.
so there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs that said hey sir i've never been fucked before will you do the honors and fuck me, so I threw her in the ocean and said well your fucked now.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water, Jill pulled up her dress and said daddy fuck me harder.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
She does not wanna fuck you and she don’t need u clapping them cheeks
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said "I will fuck you up", she said "try me", so that's exactly what I did and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying
