Fucking jokes
Fuck you and your shitty family!
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Can you fuck me, please?
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
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When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.