Pedofiles are fucking immature assholes
When they walk in and your fucking ...everyone at the morgue
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the fucking autopsy!”
Once upon a time,a man said to a woman,I want to fuck you
So I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
You wanna hear a joke?
2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Do you know how dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2 liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a fucking dumpster you regret.
Bro asian girls have the weirdest names i was fucking one and she kept on saying im tu yung
Shat's the diffrence between depression amd a girl? XXXTentacion cant seem to beat depression.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man? Get a fucking job.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says “well can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied “no”. So the grandpa says “okay.” And leaves it at that and walks off. A few years later the boy asks his grandfather for some money again and his grandfather once again asks “can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says “yes it can.” To which the grandpa says “good, now go fuck yourself.”
Fuck jk
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
