Fruit jokes
"Orange you glad I made it?"
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Pineapple turnover.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Memes
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!