Fruit jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I like mangoes.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.