Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
why do orphans hate apples? because they get picked over them
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
