Fruit jokes

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

Why was the emo jealous of the orange?

It came precut.

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Orphans don't get picked.

Why were her hands purple?

She heard it through the grapevine.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

Am I a guard or a guava?

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

I like mangoes.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.