Fruit jokes
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Memes
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Am I a guard or a guava?
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.