Fruit jokes
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)