Fruit

Fruit jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Sister

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Orphans don't get picked.

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.

Banana

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Apple

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Friend

My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."