Fruit jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.