Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I like mangoes.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Pineapple turnover.
