What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
