Fruit jokes
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.