I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club
I find bananas very appeeling.
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
All these oranges but you still orange the one for me
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
why did the orange stop? because it ran out of juice
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
