Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Memes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!