Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Memes
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.