Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
