What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Banana!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
