Fruit jokes
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Am I a guard or a guava?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.