My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Kaj je pomaranÄa rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What do grapes đ love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Whatâs the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
