Fruit jokes
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.