What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.