Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess i was wrong
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
What's a priests fav fruit?
Cantaloupe
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Why is Mrs Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Fucking Fruit
why do you call a pineapple a pineapple
because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
