Fruit jokes
Am I a guard or a guava?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.