Fruit

Fruit jokes

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.