Fruit jokes
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Pineapple turnover.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.