Friendship jokes
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.
One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.