Friendship jokes

BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!

Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.

BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!

Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bone."

"Bone who?"

"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?

B minor.

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?

Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.

Guy 1: Don't you?

Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.

Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#

**Meow...**

Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)