Friendship jokes
Run, bestie, run!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
Memes
you heard him, quit being a pussy
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Me and the boys are cool.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?