Found jokes

I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A: HeHe.

Water was found on Mars.

Mars: 1 Africa: 0

A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

Why did the bee get married?

Because she found her honey.

I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.