Football jokes
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
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Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Only in Ohio.
Messi chiquito...
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.