Football jokes
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Cleveland Browns
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
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What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Touch Down.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”