What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Cleveland Browns
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Touch Down.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
