Football jokes
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Messi is really messy.