Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
why can't chinese people play football? they will eat the bat
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Messi is really messy.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
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Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
