As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
whats an orphans favorite football game?? the homecoming
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
