What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why does barry bannan laugh when he plays football.
Because the grass tickles his balls coz hes so short
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Why was Stephen hawkings good at football because he is a pro dribbler
Cleveland Browns
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Want to hear a joke Ohio state foodball
what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias
Why are Muslims terrible at football ? •because every time they have a corner they build a shop
why is the difference between dray dray and an overated footballer called Pogba?
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt........ Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
Touch Down
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
