If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I read the joke "what we breath is called oxygen,that is African food" to my African friend,but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in africa? Dry Vegeatable
Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
do you want drugs buy kfc poor people
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
