If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Food Jokes
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Pizza Hut.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
