Food

Food jokes

Cake

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Broccoli

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.

Weight

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Memes

Orphan

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Dino nuggies

If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Sandwich

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

Potato

English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”

French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”

Poop

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nut

Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!

Sentence

You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

Potato

Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?

He wanted to mash potatoes!