What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
