Food jokes
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Pop a choccy milk!
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.