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1 year ago
A conversation between two people is shown. One is using a profile picture of Napoleon Bonaparte and first says "Bonjour". The other person replies "You're a meme". Napoleon then says "Tu es une merde", and the other person says "Wtf". Napoleon says, "It means 'you are shitty'". The other person replies with "I don't speak croissant" and then "I don't speak McDonald's". Napoleon says, "BITCH IM GREEK". The other person says, "Greece? I don't speak debt".
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    • Food

    3 months ago

    Shitpostmastergeneral

    Against a black background, a croissant is displayed with green, yellow, and red arrows indicating airflow around it. The image is labeled "Separated Airflow."
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    • Obama

    1 year ago
    A deep-fried, heavily-saturated image shows a product called "Obama Pockets", a parody of Hot Pockets. It features Barack Obama's face on the packaging and a cartoonish Obama face on the food item itself. The label reads: "OBAMA & CHEESE WITH BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA, CHEDDAR CHEESE, AND MOLTEN PLASTIC". There is a text bubble with "HE IS REALLY IN THERE". It also says, "Distributed by m-Seq Corp."
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