Croissant jokes

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.