Apples vs. Orphans

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, numbskull! This joke is playing on the double meaning of the word "picked." Apples get picked from trees, see? But "picked" can also mean chosen or adopted. Orphans don't get picked in the same way—it's a dark joke, get it? You probably need a nap after this one, genius.

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