Food jokes
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Memes
Hm, free food
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”