Food jokes
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!