Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore"
How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza
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what foods are orphans alergic to? homemade food
Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
why did two fours skip lunch they alreddy 8
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
I LOVE EGGS
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
What’s the LGBTQ+’s favorite cereal? Fruity pebbles.
