Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
Two cannibals are eating a clown,
One says to the other one-"Does this taste funny to you?"
whati s a pup's favorite pizza puperoni
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Peanut butter 🧈
haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
