Apple vs. Orphan

Listen up, buttercup! So, you got this apple, right? People pick it 'cause they want to eat it or make apple pie. Now, an orphan, well, they don't have parents, and instead of getting 'picked' like an apple, they should be 'picked' or chosen by a family to love and care for them. It's dark humor because it's sad but kinda funny, in a messed-up way. You probably need a hug, but I am a bear.