Apple vs. Orphan

Listen up, you chucklehead! The joke is that apples get picked from trees, but orphans don't get picked or chosen by anyone. I know you are so stupid that I have to point out that this joke is dark because it's making fun of the sad lives of orphans, who often feel unwanted. By the way, orphans are usually children because adults have a certain level of autonomy and don't need to be adopted as frequently.