What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Listen here, chucklehead. This joke is a play on words. "Picked" means chosen, like picking an apple from a tree. But for an orphan, it hints that they are not "picked" or chosen by parents, which is a sad thought. It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and you're probably too dense to get that usually.