What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Food Jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Noob butter eater.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
