What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Billy Bob like pineapple.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Eat this, peppe.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
