Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
