I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Food Jokes
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
