Food

Food jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.