Food

Food jokes

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

What hurts the most? ๐Ÿ˜น

A. Breaking up before chewing.

B. Breaking up after chewing.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

Whatโ€™s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;