Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
some one when thought the fly thought for pizza
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Why canβt orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then donβt have a mom or dad
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
bunger
if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
