Food jokes
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Just buy KFC. I will give you 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999o999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.