Food

Food Jokes

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.