Food jokes
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.