Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.