What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Food Jokes
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
