Food

Food jokes

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*